Planning coffee morning in Sheffield on Tues 7pm
In London Russell et al do coffee at 7am. Further North planners gather for beer at a rather more amenable 7pm. The sporadic Northern planning Summit is this Tues at 7pm starting in Runaway Girl, Sheffield. Andrew, Gemma, Rob, Joel are booked [and their agents paid handsomely] and are probably practising their lines now in preparation for the night. Should you wish to come please do. For those coming from further afield and needing accomodation I have a tent, a settee [posh couch] or both for you to make use of [breakfast not included]. In the unlikely event you’re coming from
down South, please flatten your vowels or you won’t get in. x
Pleasant night. Andrew has a resume here. He forgets to mention the later conversation about the effects of chlorine on the swimmers ageing process. Andrew looks distinguished beyond his years as a result of pounding the pool from an early age. And as any teenager will tell you peroxide makes your hair fall out. So here we have a potential legal action on the scale of tobacco [nearly..] for all those bald men who swim a lot.